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Why is my computer talking to me?

Hey Scotty, have a voice telling me everything I am typing and doing,  what is this and how do I get rid of it and where did it come from.  
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You've accidentally turned on voice over in Accessibility. It's a feature designed to assist people who may have sight impairments To undo this, go to system preferences/Accessibility then click on "Voice Over". Uncheck the box and you should be good to go once again.
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